1.“Kilometres are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometres.” –George Carlin

2.“The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.” –Dave Barry

3.“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” –Steve Martin

4.“Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.” –Charles Kuralt

5.“France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.” –Billy Wilder

6.“Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.” –Unknown

7.“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money”. –Unknown

8.“When you come to a fork in the road…take it” –Yogi Berra

9.“If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.” –Ronald Reagan

10.“Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.” -Elizabeth Drew